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The golden escort rule book you shouldn't miss



Many people not only flop at their job interviews, they also flop with their escorts. Well, we will not argue that you paid her to show up – your hard earned money for which you put up with your fire-spitting boss. 


Yet it doesn’t mean you should totally disrespect your escort. It doesn’t also mean you should act too emotionally like she is the missing rib you never had. There is a way to roll with escorts. Let us give you the golden rulebook for interacting with an escort.

Don’t get extremely personal


We all want to be loved and have a shoulder to rest our labored head on. The temptation is very high that the shoulder would be that of a beautiful woman. Yet, maintain self-control, don’t go blabbing all your whole life in front of her just because you want her to confirm there is no dull moment with you.

Also, she didn’t show up for some FBI questioning. Don’t bore her with questions about her personal life. Don’t even try to inquire where she stays or what other clients she had before you.

Keep it on the surface, don’t pierce too deep inquisitively. If she opens up to you on her own accord fine. But don’t crucify her with your questions as if you want to help her write her biography.

Feel free to answer her as well


It is natural that your escort may want to ask you some questions. Except to keep the conversation going and alive, she may ask some questions that have a personal edge to it. Bear in mind that most of these questions are not necessarily an investigative affront on you.

In most cases, escorts ask these questions so they can better ascertain your personality. They may even ask these questions to estimate their level of security with you. After all, she should basically fear for her neck even if you are that Mr. Nice guy who cooks breakfast for the whole neighborhood and wash your neighbor’s cars out of goodwill…haha.

Don’t feel insecure or try to build a fortress about yourself in defense. Feel free to answer her wisely. If she asks why your previous relationship failed, be honest to regretfully tell her if you had a fault in it. All these embellish your human edge and make the communication livelier – and possibly the sex more ecstatic. Of course, we know the latter matters more to you!

Don’t make the mistake of getting drunk


This is a huge abomination, never get drunk when meeting your escort. It is understandable to take a few shots to quench the nervousness of meeting your escort for the first time. But never risk losing your consciousness. Sobriety would be the most powerful tool you have aside from your confidence.

The worst impression you want to create on your escort is the irresponsibility that loyally accompanies drunkenness. If you wish to get a bit high, ask her consent before you start downing that gallon of vodka. Possibly, she may choose to join you.

Also, don’t forget that however drunk you get, you must accept the responsibility for whatever you do when high. Generally, we prefer you don’t risk it as you may lose self-control. This could prove painfully consequential.
     


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